A woman in her early twenties came into the ER requesting a pregnancy test. She said that she had recently been a guest on a television talk show. After revealing her innermost secrets and aberrations to her unsuspecting boyfriend and millions of spellbound viewers, the show's host—who I will not name so as to avoid years of litigation—asked this rather attractive woman out for a drink. Excited about the prospect of carousing with a celebrity, albeit an aging one (go ahead and guess—it's not that difficult!), she accepted the invitation.

After a few drinks and an assortment of well-rehearsed lines, the host persuaded the woman from Small Town USA to spend the night with him. He told her it was the first time he had ever slept with a guest, and she believed him. I did not, but I didn't want to spoil her moment of glory.

Much to her obvious chagrin, the pregnancy test was negative. I hoped it would have been positive, thirsting over the prospect of watching a competing talk show air an episode on “I'm having a talk show host's baby!” Sordid, yes, but a cut above the usual topics.

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You are probably thinking, "I don't need to buy his book. I can read about sex for free on thousands of web sites."

Yes, you can, but even if you spent the rest of your life doing that, you still wouldn't know many of the things in my book. No doctor in the world knows more about sexual pleasure than I do. Don't believe me? Then read some books by various experts on sex, check out a thousand sexual web sites, and then read my book. You will be stunned by how much more I know. Here's what one reader said:

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Incidentally, The Science of Sex isn't just about sex. For example, it also discusses topics such as:

• Non-surgical ways to increase your breast size.
• How to maintain your breast shape.
• Ways to ward off wrinkles that you won't learn from your doctor or favorite beauty magazine.
• Secrets for feeling great.

And many other topics that aren't discussed in other books. However, you're probably thinking, "Blah, blah, blah, that's what everyone with a book to sell says." However, I am so confident in the superiority of my book that I offer a 100% money-back guarantee: If you find a book with a more comprehensive and detailed presentation of sexual pleasure, performance, attraction, and desire, tell me about it and I will refund your entire purchase price.  I can confidently make this offer because I've read hundreds of competitive books and have yet to find one that is even remotely comparable.  I've spent years of 100-hour weeks working on this book, while some others in this genre appear to have been thrown together over a long weekend.  No reader has yet been able to suggest a comparable book.  Besides the fact that I cover more subjects in more detail and present information that you cannot obtain elsewhere (unless someone is copying me), I also correct some pervasive sexual fallacies; for examples of some of them, see this page .