Rash Decision

A young couple presented to the ER, and both registered as patients. The man complained of an itchy rash on his hands, elbows, and knees. His spouse had a similar rash on her back.

After I'd seen the couple, the nurse asked me, “Well, what's your diagnosis?”

“The missionary position,” I answered. The couple had been having sex in the woods, in a patch of poison ivy.

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