Pregnancy test

Margaret was holding hands with Sam, her boyfriend, when she asked me if I'd obtained the result of her pregnancy test.

“Yes. You are pregnant.”

Sam looked surprised, then asked, “Margaret, do you want to get married?”

“Of course I do!” she replied.

“When do you want to marry me?”

“I never said I want to marry you. I want to marry Jerry. It's his baby.”

Looking hurt, Sam asked, “How do you know that?”

“Because we didn't have sex until last night. There ain't no pregnancy test which shows up that quickly, right Doctor?”

“That's correct.”

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