Nurses aren't nymphos
“Doc, you gotta help me. I think my balls are gonna explode!”
“Why do you think that?” I asked.
“Because I was horny to begin with, but then I watched a movie that really turned me on.”
“What movie was that?”
“Night Shift Nurses, or something like that. Can you tell me which of the nurses wants to get it on?”
“They all do, but . . .” I began answering as he interrupted me.
“Holy shit, I guess I've come to the right place! But what?”
“But not with you.”
“So what am I gonna do about this pain in my balls?”
“Have an orgasm.”
“It'll go away then?”
“Yes. Haven't you experienced it before?”
“Maybe a little twinge or something, but nothing like this.”
When a man experiences prolonged sexual arousal he may develop pain in his groin. While this has been crudely termed the “blue balls” syndrome (BBS), the pain is not necessarily confined to the testicles. This discomfort, which can be quite agonizing, is similar to that of menstrual cramps, and may involve the lower abdomen and back, and even the upper thighs. In some cases, BBS pain can be worsened by walking, urination, and defecation, occasionally making those latter two activities so unpleasant that the patient may try to postpone them. BBS results from an exaggeration of the normal vasocongestive response that accompanies sexual arousal, which causes swelling of the testicles and the spermatic cord. The spermatic cord is a bundle that contains the testicular artery and veins, testicular nerves and lymphatics, and the vas deferens (through which sperm are transported out of the testicle). Any man who has had a full-blown case of the BBS is acutely aware of the location of the spermatic cord, which passes from the testicle into the lower abdomen through the inguinal canal. The capacity for sexual vasocongestion, and hence the capacity to develop BBS, declines as a man ages.
Women often dispute the existence of BBS, viewing it as a rather transparent ploy to covet sexual favors. While BBS is real, it is not necessarily incumbent upon the woman to satisfy the man. After orgasm, BBS pain subsides considerably, but it usually lingers for a few hours if the vasocongestion was marked. That's the bad news. The good news, at least from the standpoint of the involved woman, is that the development of BBS indicates that this woman is extremely stimulating to the man. It's a compliment, although a rather base one.
Back to the story. You might find it difficult to believe that such a character would come into an ER, but I would typically have one or two patients per year who seemingly believed in the “nurses are nymphos” myth. Not surprisingly, most of these turkeys with fantasies about nymphomaniacal nurses were drunk, but this patient was sober and, as far as I could tell, completely serious. Incidentally, that was his only reason for going to the ER . . . and yes, you long-suffering US taxpayers, you paid for this “emergency,” too.
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