Because domestic disputes can be so volatile, police officers usually dread intervening in such cases. Most ER physicians share that sentiment. As I approached the patient's room, I heard him arguing with the woman who accompanied him. She was his girlfriend—or, as he was making adamantly clear, his ex-girlfriend.

“You fucking whore! You bitch! You filthy cunt!” he screamed.

I thought, “Gee whiz, Carl, tell us what you really think.”

“It's not dangerous! It's no big deal. You're just getting all bent out of shape about nothing!” she insisted.

“Bullshit! I could die because of you, you sleaze bag!”

“Stop calling me names, Carl! Tell him, Doctor. Tell him it's nothing to worry about.”

“What's the problem here?” I asked. “I don't even know why you two are arguing.”

“You wouldn't believe what she did to me!”

“What was that?” I asked.

“I was going down on Sally—you know, licking her out, and a condom came out of her. We never use condoms, so I know it didn't get there because of me! What do you have to say about that, you floozy?”

“I already admitted to you what I did, Carl. But it's not dangerous, like you think it is.”

“I think I get the picture, Sally, but it would be best if you could clarify what happened.”

“I had sex with another guy this afternoon, and his condom slipped off. However, I didn't know about that until Carl spit it out of his mouth.”

“That was the grossest thing in my life! God, that guy could have some disease I might catch!”

“He doesn't have any diseases, Carl. Until he met me, he was a virgin, and he doesn't use drugs, so you don't have to worry about getting AIDS or anything like that.”

“Like I can really believe you anymore, Sally. I wonder how many other guys you've messed around with since we started dating.”

“No one else. Just him, and it is the only time we've done anything. I said I was sorry! Can't you forgive me?”

“After I almost choked on another guy's condom? You must be kidding!”

I guess that would leave a rather indelible impression.

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