A man presented to the ER with a copious penile discharge. He'd recently returned from Las Vegas and admitted that he'd had sex with a prostitute. This surprised me somewhat, because his penis was so large that I thought penetration would have been next to impossible.

Patient: Can you give me a shot, and cure it so that I am better by tonight?

Dr. Pezzi: I can give you a shot, but you won't be cured by tonight. Why tonight?

Patient: I'm going to have to have sex tonight, and I don't see any way of getting out of it. It's the traditional thing to do.

Dr. Pezzi: How so?

Patient: I'm getting married today.

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If you want to make your log or cedar home as beautiful as possible, it needs a gorgeous hand-carved door—not a run-of-the-mill door that you can buy at any lumberyard or Home Depot. This handmade door was created by Dr. Pezzi:

See www.loghomedoor.com for more pictures and information.