Stopping a sicko with a Smith & Wesson

Now back to the subject of hot dogs. The May 2006 issue of American Rifleman (a perennially staid publication of the NRA) synopsized a story that originally appeared in The San Francisco Chronicle February 28, 2006. Briefly, an armed assailant tried to abduct a woman from her home, but her screams awoke her husband, who shot the intruder three times with his .357 Magnum revolver, killing him. The thug had a gun, a blindfold, tarps, handcuffs, and something that seemed to puzzle the investigators and reporters: a pocket full of hot dogs.

I did not think that this was much of a mystery. The blindfold, handcuffs, and tarps indicated that the thug wanted to have his way with the woman. The hot dogs likely were not intended for the two to share an old-fashioned weiner roast. Instead, the thug, had he lived, probably would have inserted them into her vagina, and possibly rectum (I've seen both). That was probably intended just as foreplay for the pervert, whose ultimate objective was likely rape.

Incidentally, in the ER I have seen more than my share of women who were raped. Until you've been the victim of rape, or until you have interacted with such women minutes to hours after they were brutalized, I do not think you can fully understand the emotional intensity of the experience. You've probably seen hundreds or thousands of rapes on television. Click the channel, and see another one five minutes later. American television viewers see so much violence that it eventually loses some of its impact.

Real-life violence is something else. I've been face to face with rape victims, rapists, murderers, and assorted thugs from A to Z. I've been a crime victim myself, too, all of which has reinforced my belief that our politicians are not doing enough to protect us from the criminal element. They give lip service to fighting crime, but usually do little or nothing of substance. As an inventor, I've decided to fight back by developing innovative ways to combat crime. I will mention one of these products below. If you want me to notify you when I have new products available, send a message using this link:

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Incidentally, don't take comfort in the fact that your home is insured. Besides the usual hassles such as deductibles and depreciation, people who file insurance claims are often shocked to learn that some items are excluded from coverage, and that filling out all of the paperwork and documentation can be unimaginably time-consuming. For example, I was burglarized before I developed this product. My claim totaled 800 pages, and took 6 weeks of working 16 hours per day, 7 days per week. Fortunately, I had receipts for most of the stolen items. Otherwise, documenting that I owned those things, and what their value was, would have been even worse. The moral of this story is that the aftermath of burglary is so horrendous that you should do everything possible to prevent it from happening. If you think that a burglar alarm is adequate protection, you are mistaken.

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