A patient who wanted to date

“I think you're cute. Do you want to go out sometime?”

I did not know what to say to the patient, so I walked out of the room. Utterly flummoxed, I was standing in the hallway when a nurse commented, “Everything OK?”

“A patient just asked me for a date,” I said.

“You don't look very happy about that. Isn't she cute?”

“The patient is a guy.”

“Oh.”

I did not know what to say to the patient. I suppose the polite thing to do would have been for me to explain that I am heterosexual, but I was too bewildered at the time to think of that.

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