Oh brother!
I asked a patient if she experienced pain during intercourse.
Patient: It depends upon the size of the penis. Some of my boyfriends have small penises, and some have large penises.
Dr. Pezzi: How many boyfriends do you have with whom you have intercourse?
Patient: Usually 10 or 12. I'm a stewardess, and I travel a lot. I don't like to be lonely.
Dr. Pezzi: Why not seek companionship with women?
Patient: Because I'm not gay, that's why!
Dr. Pezzi: That's not what I meant. If you are seeking companionship to ease your loneliness, why don't you cultivate the friendship of women? Why do you feel the need to sleep with someone to feel connected?
Patient: Well, I happen to like the feel of being connected with a man. I sleep better after a few orgasms.
Dr. Pezzi: That may be true, but by sleeping with so many men, you are risking the acquisition of a sexually transmitted disease.
Patient: I don't think so. They're all businessmen, except a couple are pilots. They're all clean. No diseases. And they all use condoms.
Dr. Pezzi: So how do you explain the infection you have now?
Patient: Probably because I was raped a few weeks ago.
Dr. Pezzi: You were?
Patient: Yeah, it was my brother. He's not all mentally with it, if you know what I mean. Kinda slow. Retarded I guess you'd say. Only God knows where his dick has been.
Dr. Pezzi: Did you report it to the police?
Patient: He's my brother, for heaven's sake! I don't want to see him in prison. And I sure don't want my Dad to find out. He has a bad heart, and he'd probably keel over dead if he knew. Or he'd shoot my brother, and end up behind bars.
Dr. Pezzi: How are you dealing with it?
Patient: I'm more than a little bit peeved, but I feel sorry for my brother. He can't even put his shoes on the correct foot most of the time.
At this point, a nurse knocked on the door and handed me a lab slip.
Patient: Is my other test back?
Dr. Pezzi: Yes. You're pregnant.
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Medical School Myths: Only surgery can enlarge the penis in adult men.
Like other doctors, in medical school I was taught that penis size is fixed at the end of puberty. I previously believed that, too, and the evidence seemed overwhelming. I then serendipitously discovered a way to trigger what amounts to a "second puberty" of penile growth. The only difference between this "second puberty" and real puberty in terms of penile growth is that the penile growth was much more dramatic the second time. Within a few weeks, my penis size went from embarrassingly small (at least to me) to bigger than some porno stars. I once believed that such a transformation was impossible, but I was wrong, and so were the professors who taught me that myth. Clearly, penile size is not necessarily fixed at the end of puberty if you provide the body with the proper stimulus to rekindle penile growth.
After realizing that my medical school professors were wrong about this topic, I naturally questioned if there are other ways to enlarge the penis. The answer is yes, and I present all of them in Advanced Enlargement 
. By the way, in that book I do not discuss enlargement techniques that "everyone knows about," such as jelqing. I consider that to be a garbage technique because I've heard from too many men who said that it either did nothing for them, or it damaged their penis.
While the primary focus of Advanced Enlargement is on penile enlargement techniques that go beyond what is presented in The Science of Sex, the information in it is also useful for enhancing libido, sexual pleasure, and performance.
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