When parents head to the ER with young children, they sometimes pack a bag of toys to keep their kids occupied during the virtually inevitable waits. I always thought this was going overboard since most kids were adequately entertained with the hospital-supplied coloring book and crayons (especially if I happened to be around with my Alf puppet, homemade pocket fan, or extensive collection of kid-tested scratch'n'sniff stickers). One concern that I had about bringing toys into the ER is that the toys would usually end up on a not-very-sterile floor, after which the toy would often be in the child's mouth.

One mother made the mistake of letting her young son pack the toy bag. I don't know how he had access to this “toy” to pack it, but while I was taking the history from his mother he whipped out a vibrator. He told me it was a “rocket ship” that was buzzing because it was about to launch. I felt sorry for his mother, who was now crimson red. He asked me if I wanted to play with it, and I answered, “Not now.” In retrospect, I probably should have chosen a somewhat different phrase.

You are probably thinking, "I don't need to buy his book. I can read about sex for free on thousands of web sites."

Yes, you can, but even if you spent the rest of your life doing that, you still wouldn't know many of the things in my book. No doctor in the world knows more about sexual pleasure than I do. Don't believe me? Then read some books by various experts on sex, check out a thousand sexual web sites, and then read my book. You will be stunned by how much more I know. Here's what one reader said:

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Incidentally, The Science of Sex isn't just about sex. For example, it also discusses topics such as:

• Non-surgical ways to increase your breast size.
• How to maintain your breast shape.
• Ways to ward off wrinkles that you won't learn from your doctor or favorite beauty magazine.
• Secrets for feeling great.

And many other topics that aren't discussed in other books. However, you're probably thinking, "Blah, blah, blah, that's what everyone with a book to sell says." However, I am so confident in the superiority of my book that I offer a 100% money-back guarantee: If you find a book with a more comprehensive and detailed presentation of sexual pleasure, performance, attraction, and desire, tell me about it and I will refund your entire purchase price.  I can confidently make this offer because I've read hundreds of competitive books and have yet to find one that is even remotely comparable.  I've spent years of 100-hour weeks working on this book, while some others in this genre appear to have been thrown together over a long weekend.  No reader has yet been able to suggest a comparable book.  Besides the fact that I cover more subjects in more detail and present information that you cannot obtain elsewhere (unless someone is copying me), I also correct some pervasive sexual fallacies; for examples of some of them, see this page .