Links to all of the ER stories are on this page (in a drop-down menu format) and another page (in a list format).

ER Stories from Love & Lust in the ER

You can read the ER stories on this site, or download Love & Lust in the ER, which includes the same cases in an Adobe Acrobat (.pdf ) format. Since the book is free, you can send a copy of it to your friends and family.

Select a story from one of these lists:

Chapter 1: Emergency 911

Select a story . . . Strange reason to call 911 No wife, no child Bigger isn't always better Honeymoon surprise Rash decision Excedrin headache 44 Wife check No instant cure Family reunion Who got me pregnant? Couldn't wait for a rest area Putting stuff where it doesn't belong Fahrenheit 500

Chapter 2: Looking for Love in the ER

Select a story . . . Gold digger Answering machine message From patient to seductress Dating patients Getting fondled by a patient One sweet woman Supreme temptation A match made in the ER Not the right way to propose marriage Can I have a hug? Ex-employee, in heat I'm a doctor, not a matchmaker Love letters Not as hot as I thought Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned A patient who wanted to date Nurses aren't nymphos Blind date Strange note Wedding ring Kissing a patient

Chapter 3: Breaking Up

Select a story . . . Attempted suicide Doctors who couldn't resist jailbait Sub-zero sex Fair? Unfair? You decide. Whose condom is it, anyway? Pregnancy test Twice overheard Revenge Not my baby So that's what it looks like? Stand by your man First and last date Famous-but-selfish jerk

Chapter 4: Miscellaneous ER Stories

Select a story . . . Unwanted child Car lover Yikes! College sex life Pet lovers The Big O? Miscellaneous short ER stories Adult toy in the ER Oh brother! In a rush Talk show host One dead daughter . . . now two? Coke as a contraceptive Gag reflex Vaginal foreign bodies Stopping a sicko with a Smith & Wesson Intuition Sore tongue Rate me An ER frequent flyer Another ER frequent flyer Our chart of the week! Men addicted to the effects of estrogen Accutane, sex, & doctors' dining rooms My co-worker, the rapist C-section in the ER? Wanted to date his Mom's girlfriends Beauty, not brains Paternity trick Work excuse Warts and all Virgin birth Getting it off her chest Bittersweet remembrance of war A gorgeous stewardess and the VIP syndrome Statutory rape An experience to die for If it walks like a duck . . . Discombobulated by a beautiful patient Uncontrollable urges Can you make it bigger? Make every day, and night, count Siblings who simply preferred each other Condom conundrum You can't judge a book by its cover From Russia, looking for love Lonely woman Sexually active Partible paternity Incompetent doctor Strippers: Entertaining even off work A student nurse learns about priapism Rape in the ER Revengeful nurse The secret Shocked twice The best of both worlds Candy striper Her last orgasm Very personal property The Beautiful Woman Syndrome Meeting the daughter of a Hollywood star

Chapter 5: Puppy Love

Select a story . . . The kiss Puppy love 'Thank You' note More 'Thank You' notes Cute patient

Chapter 6: The Love Lives of ER Doctors

Select a story . . . A night to remember Beauty and brains Chance of a lifetime First-rate bod, second-rate mind, third-rate personality I should have listened 'She is not your type' Beautiful drug reps Giving tit for tat The note Your girlfriend? Will you examine my breasts? Beautiful female ER patients Sidetracked by a long-legged nurse A doc who videotaped himself having sex with a patient Near-miss with a Typhoid Mary X-rated x-ray The snob Suicide note It's called bullshit A high-maintenance woman and a flake The threesome The look Too young to date A great catch There's a name for women like this Like mother, like daughter? The grass is always greener . . . Just friends Dreams do come true

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